P.H.Fat are three maniacs who make Psychodelic-Bass-Rap that smacks hard enough to make you sweat mayonnaise. Their favourite colour is green and they sometimes play golf together.

Things they also like include but are not limited to: Big Sound Systems, People that dance till their noses bleed, Jabus Dance Team, Naartjie’s refreshingly good head of thick black manstrength hair, Watching discovery channel while you’re hungover on a sunday, Cool nicknames like "Peach" and "Muffin", Speaking too fast for people to hear and hearing too fast for people to speak, Telling girls that Naartjie secretely likes them, Alex Van Rensburg when he’s sober, Being a stay at home thug, Using the word thug instead of cool, Counting stuff, Sandwhiches, Terrible rap music, Hummus, Kung Fu, Rain, Electro, Insence, Musicals, Wires, Dirty Poetry, Science Fiction, Women, Time Travel, Dreams, The Universe, Confidence, Telepathy, Will Smith, Lazers, Super Humans, Comics, Bass, The Ocean, Thug Rap, Dub Rap, Phat Rap, Grime Rap, Glitch Rap and Techno Rap.